The 2030 Sustainable Development Development Goals
These are the 17 goals. Below in a pimped short version (140 characters) for you and everybody else who most likely never will read the full versions...thats the thing, who reads all of it? Well, these hilarious people did: The Beach Party Agenda ...and they pimped them for you in a Small, a Medium and a Large version. Here you have their small-140-character-tweet-version:
1. END POVERTY EVERYWHERE
End poverty for all. Fix floors and coverage to all. Ensure security, sound rights and life development for all.
2. END HUNGER EVERYWHERE
End hunger for all. Fix sustainable food production. Secure gene banks for animals and plants. Secure global food trade and pricing
3. FIX HEALTH FOR ALL
Fix health care, coverage, security and medicines for all. Combat early deaths, illness and diseases. Support medical research and training.
4. FIX EDUCATION FOR ALL
School for all kids. Access for all to education including university. Teach all to read, count and learn global sustainable citizenship.
5. FIX SAMESAME FOR ALL SEXES
End all discrimination, violence, moral and sexual exploitation against girls and women everywhere. Ensure equal rights to empower women.
6. FIX GOOD WATER FOR ALL
Safe water for drinking and hygiene for all. Better quality by less pollution. Fix efficiency, safe reuse and protected water eco-systems.
7. FIX GOOD ENERGY FOR ALL
Affordable energy services for all. More support for renewable energy development and technology. Double efficiency in global energy rate.
8. FIX GOOD WORK FOR ALL
Fix work for all men and women. Fix youth unemployment, education and training. End slavery, trafficking, child soldiers and child labor.
9. FIX RESILIENT INFRASTRUCTURE
Fix resilient infrastructure to support growth, human well-being and development. Fix a sustainable industry and more access to the Internet.
10. END INEQUALITY
Achieve income growth for the lowest paid. Empower social, economic and political inclusion. Adopt social policies to achieve equality.
11. FIX INCLUSIVE, SAFE AND RESILIENT CITIES
Fix basic housing for all. Upgrade slums and fix sustainable transportation. Act against climate change and improve resilience to disasters.
12. FIX SUSTAINABLE LIFE STYLE
Implement programs on sustainable consumption and production everywhere. Halve global food waste at all levels. Phase out fossil-fuel.
13. COMBAT CLIMATE CHANGE
Strengthen global resilience. Integrate climate change measures everywhere. Support climate change education, awareness and management.
14. NURSE ALL OCEANS
Reduce marine pollution of all kinds. Protect marine and coastal ecosystems from adverse impacts. End destructive fishing practices.
15. NURSE ALL NATURE ON LAND
Ensure sustainable use of freshwater ecosystems, in forests, wetlands, mountains and dry-lands. Fix a land degradation-neutral planet.
16. FIX PEACEFUL SOCIETIES
Reduce all forms of violence. Ensure equal access to justice. Combat crime. Fix legal identity for all. and protect fundamental freedoms.
17. FIX GLOBAL PARTNERSHIPS
Fix better tax collection, debt relief for poor countries, shared science and technology, global trade and access to relevant global data.
Check out all short versions: The Beach Party Agenda
Check out the UN-version: UN Nations